Ho Chi Minh City (aka Saigon) is filled with hot chicks. A lot of them work for their money too, if you know what I mean. There are no go go bars for foreign suckers to spend hundreds of dollars in, but the local places are pretty damn good. Unfortunately, I haven’t had much luck with the “ca phe om,” which are basically small coffee shops where you can hook up with chicks. Supposedly, you can get sucked off or even fuck in these places but I’ve never seen it in Saigon. I’ve only seen it in smaller cities and on some hidden cam footage posted online.
I found some really hot chicks in a sexy cafe near the moat once in HCMC once, but I was never able to find my way back and that was before I had Google maps in my pocket. The chicks inside looked like models. They wore tight red dresses. Their cleavage popped out of the top and their panties peaked out every time they bent over to serve up a drink, but I didn’t see anyone hugging them let alone a getting blowjob. So I just drank my coffee and left.
More recently I found a cafe with sexy chicks near some blowjob barbershops in District 5. It almost looks like a hostess bar, but the girls are way better looking. The customers are all Vietnamese. Some go inside and some hang out front, but nothing nasty seems to be going on. They had a smoking hot chick in a bikini DJing one night but that was it. I got one of the girl’s numbers and she wanted to date, but she and another seemed repulsed when I hinted at any kind of sex for money even though they were really interested to hang around a foreigner and practice their English. So I guess it’s more of a sexy cafe than a hugging cafe.
I did find some more naughty cafes on The Hein Street in District 8 after finding an old article about ca phe oms that has since been taken offline. As the article says there are a lot of cafes there. They have numbers for names and neon lights, but they’re back off the road. They’re all dirty and dark inside with typical shitty seats. I checked out a few to see what I could find.
In one the chicks looked shocked to see me. I just rolled in an had a seat anyway. A thick but decent looking chick in a dress came over and asked me what I wanted to drink. When she came back, she pointed to another guy who had a chick lap dancing him and asked me something in Vietnamese. I figured she was asking me if I wanted that, so I said yea! She lifted her skirt to reveal her round panty covered ass and sat right on me. She kept saying I was handsome and calling out to all the other chicks to show off. I felt all around her ass and her big boobs over her dress. I also discreetly lifted her dress and put my hand down her panties a bit to feel her big bush. She must have felt my hard on because she joked about it and reached back and grabbed it. She even jerked it through the pants a bit. Finally, an older chick came over to gossip with her about something. She had the biggest tits I’ve ever seen in Vietnam. I kept staring at the them. My chick pretended to be jealous before finally laughing and touching them. I took it as an invite and touched them too. It was like fondling a ten pound sack of jello.
Eventually my boner went away and I got bored, so I just asked for the check. I think it was like 100,000 VND. I threw in a 100,000 VND tip, which is probably way too much, and left. She said thank you in Vietnamese and seemed happy. I didn’t get sucked off, but I had some fun for less than ten bucks. My only regret was that I didn’t get to talk to the super sexy chick who spent the whole time in the corner on her phone. She was probably 19 and looked awesome. I need to take Vietnamese lessons.
I wandered into another cafe nearby but it was horrible. There was one chick inside who looked like a zombie and had more interest in a little dog in the cafe than me. So, I turned around and walked out. Then it started raining.
I was on foot, so I just ran over to the next cafe I could find. There was a guy in the back sitting with a chick, but she wasn’t grinding on him or anything. They were both looking at Facebook with dull expressions on their faces. Dumb!
The only other chick was an old and skinny chick, but I wanted to find out if I could get sucked off. I ordered a beer. She came back with it and got on top of me, but it wasn’t sexy at all. It actually hurt. Somehow she felt heavier than the thick chick who just spent an hour sliding around on my groin. Either that or her bony ass was causing problems. I tried to make some basic conversation with her, but all she really talked about was her daughter and needing money for food. Not very sexy. I asked her what she could do for food. She told me she could go to a nearby hotel with me for 1,000,000 Dong. That’s almost $50. You can bang really hot chicks in Vietnam for that, and this was a chick I probably wouldn’t fuck for free. I passed, but I also felt bad. I am pretty immune to hustlers but this old lady actually looked like she was in need. I ended up giving her 400,000 Dong, which is almost $20 American. She was super happy, and it cost me less than a single lap dance back home. Maybe I’m getting soft.
At the time I was getting blue balls. So I headed over to a massage place I love and got a nice bath, rub down and suck job to end the night. I didn’t give up on the Saigon ca phe om scene though. I will try again!