Lame shit I’ve been seeing in Thai go go bars

Smooci

Yesterday I wrote about the worst go go bar in Pattaya and now I’m on a roll. I don’t want to rant but I’ve been seeing some really lame shit in Thai go go bars lately. Today I saw something that really took the cake for me. A dude was sitting behind me in a go go bar buying drinks for everyone and anyone he could find.

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It was a fairly well known go go bar where some of the chicks take their tits out some of the time. If you get them a drink they sit with you and they’re usually cool with you fondling their boobs a bit, but it’s no wild place where you can do all sorts of shit.

This guy wasn’t just buying drinks for lots of girls either. That can be dumb enough but even I’ve bought drinks for a group of girls time to time when they were all hot and having a good time with me touching my special places and letting me do the same.

I am talking about a guy who was buying drinks for dozens of girls on stage, two big fat ugly old demanding mamasans, five fat waitresses, the fucking DJ, and, believe it or not, he actually called for the two Thai doormen to come in and get lady drinks too. Seriously, I’m not making this up.

Obviously it’s his money and he can do what he wants, but I just can’t figure out the point of this shit. Does this guy think he’s in Las Vegas tipping the door man to take care of him? Does he think he’ll get a better experience? That the staff will think better of him? Does he just want to throw money around? Or is he “man have good heart?” I honestly want to know, because on the surface it looked like about the lamest shit I have seen in a go go bar since I saw a drunk dude climb on stage and pulled down his pants to reveal his tiny pecker before collapsing.

What do the door man at go go bars think of me? Frankly I don’t give a fuck. I highly doubt they think anything. I go to go go bars to see the girls. I don’t care about the dudes out front, with the possible exception of the worst go go bar in Bangkok.

I don’t much care for the mamasans either. Especially when they’re the demanding in your face types. In fact that same night one of the mamasans came over and asked me to buy her a drink when I was having a drink with a dancer there that I screw from time to time. I refused politely, but refused I did. I don’t mind having a good time and I’m nice to most people without fail unless they are rude to me. I don’t see a need to give money to any mamasans though.

I do tip waitresses for good service in the right circumstances. It’s not automatic though. I’m not an ATM. I’m a human being. So was the dude throwing drinks around like candy at a parade, but I was having a real issue figuring out his motivation. I can guarantee he didn’t get any better service than I did with my one lady drink and 1500 Baht short time purchase. He was so wasted he probably didn’t get any service at all.

My regular chick at the bar later told me that the dude ended up spending around 30,000 Baht in the bar. He stumbled out drunk with the biggest and in my opinion least good looking lady there too. So he dropped a thousand bucks. For a mere thousand Baht he could have banged a better looking chick on Soi 6 and used the rest of the money to do any number of things. I ask you: what the fuck?

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